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Side note – Technically Sentient is on permanent Hiatus. Sorry about that, Famalams.

They are Smol - Recent Chapters

October 11, 2019

One fundamental fact about Humanity that you have to embrace is this: We will do things for aesthetics, even if it’s suboptimal – or impractical. This extends from our personal...

They are Smol… and it’s a Smol World?: Chapter 14

October 4, 2019

It has been said by brilliant men of the past that there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns. This, however, is not a complete venn diagram, for there...

They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 13

September 27, 2019

“What’s that?” “Mmm?” Sensor Technician Abioye said, mouth full of instant ramen. “That.” Sensor Technician Alezeev responded, purposefully tapping a finger against his monitor. “I know our sensors aren’t the...

They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 12

September 20, 2019

Retail – well, the vast majority of retail out there – is a soul-sucking experience. You work in a glorified box putting other boxes on shelves and talking to people...

They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 11

September 6, 2019

A/N: URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Smol is now ONE YEAR OLD! Can you believe it? I habeeb it. A few excited reddit posts on /HFY/ turned into suggestions for a Patreon, and that...

They are Smol – and Tenured! 1 Year Anniversary Smolsmas Special!

August 30, 2019

A/N: Sorry about the delay – both from last week and tonight – but the major drama in my life is over, and we should be returning to normalcy. ILU...

They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 10

"Technically" Sentient

June 12, 2019

Ikor closed his eyes, ignoring the incessant stream of data being blasted at him through the integrated heads up display of his helmet. He focused on the subtle things, the...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 22

May 29, 2019

[A/N: Hey y’all! Just in case you’re not on the Discord yet – Amph is in the middle of his college Capstone course, and the one class – just the...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 21

May 1, 2019

Amonna had been amazed by the size of Waystation LS-49 when she first arrived. With a nearly 60 meter high ceiling, the bulk transport she had arrived in almost seemed...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 20

April 25, 2019

Amonna was still alone, standing in the cavernous VR chamber. She scanned the walls, examining each of the hundreds, maybe thousands of tiny hard light emitters. It was certainly more...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 19

April 17, 2019

Ceuzmec. Verdock looked at the slowly spinning, holographic representation of the Core World. His nictitating membranes flickered over his eyes, and he felt a slight sense of amusement. He was...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 18

April 10, 2019

The family meeting had gone well in much the same way as a Thanksgiving dinner involving hard liquor, in-laws, and political discourse can go well. Which is to say, no...

“Technically” Sentient: Chapter 17

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