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They Are Smol takes place in the near future after a disastrous first contact and the subsequent accidental invasion of Earth. Humanity is on a rapid uplift schedule, partly because our alien neighbors feel guilty, partly because having another allied species is a boon all around, and partly because it took us something like 150,000 years to learn how to plant grain.

…look, nobody ever said we were clever. Humans, as a whole, oscillate between abject fear at the otherness of our neighbors and the frustration that they keep putting everything on the top shelf. 

Together, we go on adventures.

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They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 5

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They are Smol – AND INDEPENDENT

The glow flickered before his tired eyes, and Glenn smiled. “And we have how many of these things?” Jonathan looked at the clipboard tablet, scrolling through the declared items list. “About 5,000 …

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They are Smol – and it’s a Smol World: Chapter 4

For the first few weeks, they fought against the machine - purposefully working slow in protest. The next few weeks after that, they returned to routine, albeit grumbling all the time. However, It was within Month 5 …

Read More June 21, 2019

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