They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 31: Human Negotiation Tactics

“Hey.” SP03 twitched lightly in their suit as the unknown, unfamiliar voice broke into their chanting. As the voice was not joining in with the chanting, and was not an infidel who was being destroyed for the New World Order, it was promptly ignored. “Hey! Listen!” SP03 frowned, somehow harder than normal, as he continued …

They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 30: Murdercults!

In most movies whenever there’s a military anything going on, the camera usually pans around a war room, all the top brass wearing concerned or thoughtful expressions. Suddenly, data starts pouring in on futuristic blue screens (of course they’re blue cause they’re the good guys)and they start making snap judgments in the middle of combat …

They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 29: Chess Pieces

Kill Team Spite blocked the corridor with their bodies, #09SP and #04SP standing ramrod straight before an unsuspecting door behind the body-shield wall of their brethren. It was the fourth stop down the long hallway, and those who were innocent – or scared witless – had long since departed for greener pastures as the shooting …

They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 28: Get your Priorities in order

It was called The Battle Bus. Everyone hated the name. I don’t mean “only those who designed on the Kinetic Mid-Impact Boarding Platform Mk.IV”, I don’t mean the engineers and mechanics who kept it up – I mean, everyone hated it, including the soldiers on it and the commanding officers who know of the colloquial …

They are Smol – Badguys, Boxes and Boops Chapter 27: No Solicitors

Movie night – the concept of movie night, at least – was surprisingly enough a constant among all the species of the galaxy. There was something nice about having a communal experience with provided snacks among friends, or even strangers who would soon become friends. There were other constants within that constant too; drinks would …